420 ftw
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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