Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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