have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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