theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
She bit a glass in half.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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