As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
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We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
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Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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