So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
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