he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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