I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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