oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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