yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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