Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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