I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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