I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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