Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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