i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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