I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
why is half of my head shaved?
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