can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
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You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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