SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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