Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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