My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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