Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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