My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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