Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Do plants get herpes?
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