? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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