When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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this will be a night to untag.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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