In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
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Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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