Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
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WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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