A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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