I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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