I don't think brook has ever known best
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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