Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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