When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
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My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhhâ€
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