i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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