My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Randomize