Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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