Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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