I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
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He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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