Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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