those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
he's gonorrhea incarnate
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
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I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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