Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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