I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
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Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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