just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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