What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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