How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize