the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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