I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
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They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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