On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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