dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
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So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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