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all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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