just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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