Cold hands, warm shart.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I didn't notice because vodka
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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