Rock
Scissors
Fuck
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
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But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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