He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
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The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
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Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I currently don't understand fingers.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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